Brainrot Rap Calculator

The Skibidi Algorithm: Calculate Your Rizz Level With the Brainrot Rap Calculator

If you understood the title of this article, I have bad news: You are terminally online. If you didn’t understand it, I have even worse news: You are officially old.

We are living in the era of Brainrot.

It is a language spoken exclusively by Gen Alpha (and chronically online Gen Z). It is a dialect composed entirely of nonsensical buzzwords, viral TikTok sounds, and surrealist humor. It is Skibidi Toilet. It is Fanum Tax. It is Mewing.

To an outsider, it looks like a glitch in the simulation. To an insider, it is high art.

But how deep does the rot go? Are you just a casual “Ohio” tourist, or are you a Level 10 “Gyatt” Rizzler?

We built the Brainrot Rap Calculator (above) to measure the unmeasurable. It uses a highly volatile algorithm to generate custom brainrot lyrics and calculate your negative IQ Aura score.

What is “Brainrot”? (A Glossary for the Confused)

Before you calculate your score, you must understand the variables. Here is the breakdown of the terms used in our calculator:

1. Skibidi

Originating from a viral YouTube series about heads coming out of toilets (yes, really), “Skibidi” has become a universal adjective. It can mean good, bad, chaotic, or absolutely nothing. It is the punctuation mark of the Brainrot language.

2. Fanum Tax

Named after streamer Fanum, who famously steals food from his friends.

• Definition: Taking a portion of someone else’s food.
• Usage: “He took a bite of my burger? That’s the Fanum Tax.”

3. Rizz / Rizzler

Short for “Charisma.”

• Rizz: The ability to attract romantic partners.
• The Rizzler: One who possesses immense Rizz. (Often associated with “The Rizzler” meme face).

4. Mewing / Looksmaxxing

A tongue-posture exercise (Mewing) believed by internet users to reshape your jawline. This falls under the umbrella of “Looksmaxxing”—the obsessive pursuit of physical perfection to become a “Sigma.”

5. Ohio

The internet decided that the state of Ohio is a portal to chaos. “Only in Ohio” implies something weird, cursed, or unexplainable is happening.

How to Use the Calculator

This tool acts as a “Vibe Check” for your soul.

Step 1: Choose Your Persona Are you a Sigma? (A lone wolf, alpha male). Or are you just an Average Ohio Resident? Selecting your persona sets the tone of the rap. A Sigma rap will focus on “mewing” and “grinding.” An Ohio rap will focus on monsters and chaos.

Step 2: Set the Intensity How much brainrot can you handle?

• Low (1-30%): You barely understand the memes. You still use words like “Cool.”
• Mid (31-70%): You scroll TikTok for 2 hours a day. You ironically use the word “Sus.”
• Max (100%): You cannot speak a sentence without saying “No Cap.” Your brain is mush.

Step 3: Pick Your Core Topic What is weighing on your mind? The Fanum Tax? Baby Gronk? Select the theme to guide the algorithm.

Step 4: Generate Rizz Hit the neon green button. The calculator will spit out a 4-line bar. Read it out loud. If you cringe, you lose. If you feel a surge of power, you have successfully integrated into the hive mind.

The Science of “Negative Aura”

When you get your result, you will see a score measured in “AURA.”

In Brainrot culture, “Aura” is a mystical points system.

• Doing something cool = +1000 Aura.
• Tripping in public = -5000 Aura.

Our calculator usually gives you a Negative Score. Why? Because typing “Skibidi” into a calculator automatically deducts aura points from your life. We don’t make the rules; the internet does.

Why Is This Viral?

Brainrot is the Dadaism of the 2020s. It is nonsense for the sake of nonsense. It is a rebellion against logic.

Using this calculator is a way to participate in the joke. Screenshot your result. Send it to your friend group chat with the caption “Is this real chat?” or “What the sigma?”

The Verdict

We are witnessing the evolution of language in real-time, and it looks like a toilet with a head in it.

Don’t fight it. Embrace the cringe. Use the Brainrot Rap Calculator above to generate your anthem, pay your Fanum Tax, and find out if you truly are the Rizzler.

(Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any permanent loss of brain cells incurred while using